Humor Quote by Yogi Berra — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.”

“Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.”

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?”

“Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.”

“I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he sounds like his mother. We killed her in New Jersey.”

“An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.”

“Where were you born?”

“When in doubt, look intelligent.”