Humor Quote by Ilona Andrews — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm capable—”

“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”

“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

“Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”

“I have a serious question.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.”

“Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!”

“And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going to do the things that we do. And they will all kiss someone someday. But for now, sledding is enough. I think it would be great if sledding were always enough, but it isn't.”

“Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.”

“Well, that's an evil smile...”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”