Humor Quote by Ally Carter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Unusual financial activity: none, unless you count the fact that someone in the family is way too into Civil War biographies. (Can this be a possible indication of Confederate insurgents still living and working in Virginia? Must research further.)”

“If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-'”

“Despite having known him for almost a year, there were a lot of things I still didn't know about Zachary Goode. Like how soap and shampoo could smell so much better on him than anyone else. Like where he went when he wasn't mysteriously showing up at random (and frequently dangerous) points in my life. And, most of all, I didn't know how, when he mentioned the jacket, he made me think about the sweet, romantic part of the night last November when he'd given it to me, and not the terrible, bloody, international-terrorists-are-trying-to-kidnap-me part that came right after”

“Because even though the truth can set you free, that doesn't mean it won't be painful.”

“Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?”

“Can you be a girl for a few seconds?”

“She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.”

“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”