Humor Quote by Jennifer Lynn Barnes — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry.”

“It would be shame," Jameson commented, "if we were related.”

“There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi.”

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.”

“General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else.”

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”