Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.”

“I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!”

“Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”

“Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.”

“Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.”

“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day.”

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”

“Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.”