Humor Quote by Nathaniel Hawthorne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh, for the years I have not lived, but only dreamed of living.”

“When an uninstructed multitude attempts to see with its eyes, it is exceedingly apt to be deceived. When, however, it forms its judgment, as it usually does, on the intuitions of its great and warm heart, the conclusions thus attained are often so profound and so unerring as to possess the character of truth supernaturally revealed.”

“Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.”

“Death was too definite an object to be wished for or avoided.”

“Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.”

“It is the iron." Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out his paws."This close to the false king's realm, his influence is stronger that ever. It will be worse once you are actually within its borders.”

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“Wit is educated insolence.”

“We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know.”

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”

“We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.”