Humor Quote by Edith Konecky — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So . . . ," I said. "You're saying that by the end of our training, you expect us to be able to use”

“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.'”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“High School. Society’s bright idea to put all their aggressive, naive youth into one environment to torment and emotionally scar each other for life.”

“That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”