Humor Quote by Amy Sedaris — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.”

“I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.”

“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”

“Sensitive," I tried.”

“To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing, thanked her for it specifically. "Best dungeons I ever been in," he said, chewing on a toothpick.”

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”