Humor Quote by Chris Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I always laugh at the term 'Cinderella story', because, if you ask me, it doesn't matter what life you're living, life never has a solution. No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles always take their place.”

“There's no solution to life, there's going to be problems no matter what.”

“What grinds me the most is we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a checkbook, don't know how to apply for a loan, don't even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world`”

“When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out”

“Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap.”

“Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are.”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;”

“Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve hundred calories per pint, six hundred and eighty of which are fat calories, but is only dulls the pain for the moment, there's that carb fog while you're standing at the sink shoving it in your face, and then it's over and you feel...used. Like a cheap pickup the Dove people seduced and abandoned in your kitchen, leaving you with sticky hands and an empty cup and a still-broken heart, except now you're mad at Dove, too.”

“Ah, well,ʺ said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. ʺI have it on good authority thereʹs going to be a new ‘gateʹ opening up soon over on the south side of the wall.”