Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“-BDB on the board-”

“Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?”

“After a moment, Wrath turned to John. "This is Lassiter, the fallen angel. One of the last times he was here on earth, there was a plague in central Europe-”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me.”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”

“How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.”

“Babcock silenced himself when he caught a gratifying sight on the broker’s shelf—his finance book, Moving Ones and Zeros Around like a Goddamn God!”

“For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.”

“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could”

“I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.”