Humor Quote by Mary Ann Shaffer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Thousands of those men and boys died here, and I have recently learned that their inhuman treatment was the intended policy of Himmler. He called his plan Death by Exhaustion, and he implemented it. Work them hard, don't waste valuable foodstuffs on them, and let them die. They could, and would, always be replaced by new slave workers from Europe's Occupied countries.”

“Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”

“Visitors offering their condolences, thinking to comfort me, said "Life goes on." What nonsense, I thought, of course it doesn't. It's death that goes on; Ian is dead now and will be dead tomorrow and next year and forever. There's no end to that. But perhaps there will be an end to the sorrow of it.”

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”

“And...I think that's what life is all about, actually,”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“She asked, "Okay, wait, so why is Ronan at the library?”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“There will be no yelling at people who are bleeding themselves to unconsciousness.”