Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's only water," she said.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”

“Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.”

“It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said.”

“What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we're both on the verge of an enormous joke.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“Who are you?" he asked.”

“The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace. He was grinning.”

“Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed.”

“A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.”

“An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.”

“There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says.”