Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”

“DEAFNESS DOESN'T PREVENT COMPOSERS HEARING THE MUSIC. IT PREVENTS THEM HEARING THE DISTRACTIONS.”

“Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”

“If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.”

“This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.”

“Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?”

“It turned out I was pretty good in science. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. We just believed everything. Actually, I think that class was called Religion. Religion class was always an easy class. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.”