Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.”

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.”

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

“How long have you been with Raphael?”

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”

“The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”