Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You have something on your neck.”

“Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?”

“Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?”

“You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again.”

“Is this the girl?” Kieran’s voice was very different: It sounded like waves sliding up the shore. Like warm water under pale light. It was seductive, with an edge of cold. He looked at Emma as if she were a new kind of flower, one he wasn’t sure he liked. “She’s pretty,” he said. “I didn’t think she’d be pretty. You didn’t mention it.”

“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.”

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”

“Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.”

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”