Humor Quote by Eoin Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut.”

“We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”

“Hey, look—your”

“Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.”

“Falling in love is painful on the knees.”

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child.”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”