Humor Quote by Tucker Max — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”

“Do you sleep naked?”

“Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.”