Humor Quote by Brandon Mull — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.”

“When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”

“A lie twice believed is self decieved”

“Are you her boyfriend?”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”

“Curiouser and curiouser.”

“Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, wayward, devious magic—which was what all magic was—it was rather soothing to have all the same qualities wrapped up in a small, furry, generally attractive bundle that looked more or less the same from day to day and might, if it were in a good mood, sit on your knee and purr. Magic never sat on anybody’s knee and purred.”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”