Humor Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“Humans are vulnerable, because they’re capable of being hurt.”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.”

“I called Vee.”

“Blood is really warm,”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.”

“If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !'”

“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”

“The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).”