Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But if people just, you know, take her pie and don't even say, "Hey, nice pie," they just scarf it down or whatever-”

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”

“College is fun as long as you don't die.”

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”

“I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.”

“Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children and they treat us like mice.”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”