Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But if people just, you know, take her pie and don't even say, "Hey, nice pie," they just scarf it down or whatever-”

“I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from”

“The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.”

“And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”

“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.”

“You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“Don't stop" I tease in a seductive voice. " Give me more, Ben. Did you read eBooks or..." I run my finger slowly down his chest.”