Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?”

“Work fast.”

“Knock-knock-knock”

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“Log Entry: SOL 118”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.”

“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.”

“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.”