Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But if people just, you know, take her pie and don't even say, "Hey, nice pie," they just scarf it down or whatever-”

“I've never even been to Long Island”

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”

“I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.”

“Bite me, Harry Potter.”

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

“Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”

“I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.”

“If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gogh, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.”

“I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”