Humor Quote by Laurie Notaro — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with is”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.”

“Bravo," said Grimalkin, peering down from Cold Tom's chest. "The Winter prince and Oberon's jester agreeing on something. The world must be ending.”

“Hespe's mouth went firm. She didn't scowl exactly, but it looked like she was getting all the pieces of a scowl together in one place, just in case she needed them in a hurry.”