Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?”

“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”

“Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.”

“How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?”

“Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.”

“Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!”

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.”

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”

“If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!”

“Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like”

“He was painfully shy, which, as is often the manner of the painfully shy, he overcompensated for by being too loud at the wrong times.”

“There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student.”