Humor Quote by Jen Lancaster — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.”

“In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.”

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.”

“Hespe's mouth went firm. She didn't scowl exactly, but it looked like she was getting all the pieces of a scowl together in one place, just in case she needed them in a hurry.”

“Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.”

“His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.”