Humor Quote by Graham Chapman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

“Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?”

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”

“Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”

“Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.”

“Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

“You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”

“Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.”