Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“Annabeth,” he said hesitantly, “in New Rome, demigods can live their whole lives in peace.”

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —”

“Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.”

“Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?” I asked Leif.”

“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”

“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”