Humor Quote by Ambrose Bierce — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”

“NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are”

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone.”

“I will remember this word," he said. "Shenanigans. It is a good word.”

“What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he”

“So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.”

“Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck”