Humor Quote by jeaniene frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Kitty need's a tounge bath”

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,”Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.”

“Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.”

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”

“If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'”

“let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans.”

“The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.”

“Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“This book is dedicated to the voices inside my head, the most remarkable of my friends.”

“It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.”