Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““Some years ago, I was lucky enough invited to a gathering of great and good people: artists and scientists, writers and discoverers of things. And I felt that at any moment they would realise that I didn’t qualify to be there, among these people who had really done things.”

“Nobody died. how can you kill an idea? How can you kill the personification of an action?”

“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”

“CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.”

“She seems so cool, so focused, so quiet, yet her eyes remain fixed upon the horizon. You think you know all there is to know about her immediately upon meeting her, but everything you think you know is wrong. Passion flows through her like a river of blood.”

“There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.”

“Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes.”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.”

“A great nose may be an index”

“Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.”

“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”