Humor Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?”

“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.”

“Humans are vulnerable, because they’re capable of being hurt.”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“Do you sleep naked?”

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?”

“Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”

“Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!”

“Rose took my nose, I suppose,” he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting crackle. “And it really blows.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.”