Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”

“Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.”

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.”

“How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another”

“I'll go," he said.”

“Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

“Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.”