Humor Quote by Kresley Cole — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And he'd railed at her, his voice booming so loud the bed had seem to shake.”

“Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.”

“He stalked up behind her to clench her hips, and she stilled.”

“He pointed a shaking finger at her. 'You,' he growled.”

“You've maddened me for you...have changed everything. So, I'm going to f*ck you long and hard, beauty, because if I'm to be enslaved by you-I want to be your master as well.”

“I take no actions that I wouldn’t publicly recount. If you can’t speak your deeds, then don’t do them.”

“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”

“And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.”

“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”