Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But if people just, you know, take her pie and don't even say, "Hey, nice pie," they just scarf it down or whatever-”

“Bite me, Harry Potter.”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”

“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”

“I wish we could make out in your bed.”

“Hey, look—your”

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”