Humor Quote by Kresley Cole — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Emma turned to him, bottom lip trembling. “For me?”

“Ah, damn it, lass,'he called after her. 'I've busted my stitches wide open.'”

“He pointed a shaking finger at her. 'You,' he growled.”

“And he'd railed at her, his voice booming so loud the bed had seem to shake.”

“What’s your favorite place to visit?” He absently answered, “Wherever you are.”

“I said alone!”

“When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.”

“Doubtful, but it did work...”

“now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)”

“Lynn, she saved half our faction from”

“An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.”

“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.”