Best Simile Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“Where to start?”

“If she were here I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her. I would hold her so close she'd beg me to let her breathe. I'd kiss her so hard she'd plead for mercy. I'd unfasten her clothing and lie with her on that hard bed, and what was between us would be as far above the ordinary congress between man and woman as the stars are above their pale reflections in the lake below.”

“Opinions are like onions. They spell similarly, usually have many layers, and tend to make people cry.”

“Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”

“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.”

“Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.”

“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.”

“I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”