Humor Quote by Gideon J. Tucker — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.”

“Headline?" he asked.”

“That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.”

“Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.”

“If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.”

“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.”