Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked,”

“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”

“I’ve been thinking.”

“How long have you been with Raphael?”

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.”