Humor Quote by Ilona Andrews — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”

“...sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind.”

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?”

“What's that?”

“I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”

“Da. This is going very well already.”

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

“It's my turn to see you through,' she whispers, coming back to me and wrapping me in her blanket as I lose my shit all over again. She holds me until I recover my Y chromosome.”

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”

“Rachel: You're a half-blood, too?”