Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Well, that's an evil smile...”

“And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.”

“A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries.”

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”

“Do you like to slide?" His voice was eager.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?”

“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”