Humor Quote by Erma Bombeck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.”

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.”

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”

“Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”

“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

“I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”

“Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”

“And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going to do the things that we do. And they will all kiss someone someday. But for now, sledding is enough. I think it would be great if sledding were always enough, but it isn't.”