Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”

“And don’t forget: Elvendork! It’s unisex!”

“That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.”

“Merlin’s beard.”

“Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.”

“That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.”

“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”

“Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”