Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.”

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”

“He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?”

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)”

“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

“Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.”

“I'm making a list”