Humor Quote by Kristin Hannah — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?”

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”

“Sensitive," I tried.”

“Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”

“Look at me!”

“Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister?”