Humor Quote by Darynda Jones — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.”

“Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.”

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”

“When life hands you lemons say,”

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you?”

“Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.]”

“Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.”

“Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

“Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.”