Humor Quote by Justin Bieber — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.”

“Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace.”

“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

“By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.”

“There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of man-made evolution, every dog is still only two meals away from being a wolf. These dogs advance deliberately, purposefully, the wilderness made flesh, their teeth yellow, their breath a-stink, while in the distance their owners witter, "He's an old soppy really, just poke him if he's a nuisance," and in the green of their eyes the red campfires of the Pleistocene gleam and flicker.”