Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.”

“I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!”

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”

“Merlin’s beard.”

“I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!”

“And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.”

“The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.”

“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”

“When God made man she was practicing.”

“It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.”

“It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.”