Humor Quote by Dan Howell — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Holy mother of rectangles.”

“My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy.”

“You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within.”

“You can’t know, sweetie, because you’ve never had a baby become a brilliant young reader with a side interest in horrible television shows, but the joy you bring us is so much greater than the sadness we feel about your illness.”

“Can you enter a house uninvited?”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“I'm making a list”

“The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.”

“You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.”