Humor Quote by Brandon Mull — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”

“A lie twice believed is self decieved”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“I like pancakes.”

“Dear Asshole: Thank you for keeping your word and believing me. It was more than I expected. Also, I'm sorry you were inconvenienced by my gluing your locker shut at the beginning of this year. However, I am not sorry that I did it, because it was a lot of fun. Love, Alex.”

“Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.”

“I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)”

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors.”

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...”

“Film lovers are sick people.”